I am a mild nerdfighter--and by mild, I mean almost nonexistent. I admire the work of the Green brothers but I don't buy their t-shirts and I don't go to VidCon or anything like that. The most I do is watch an occassional episode of the Vlogbrothers. About a year ago I saw one of these episodes where John Green (who has my dream profession) went to google and began to type a question and waited to see what google would predict he wanted to search. And the results were hilarious! People google the WEIRDEST things. So I decided to try it too. Here's a few things I saw.
I searched "tips on bec......." and google supplied:
-tips on becoming pregnant (Is this the stone-age? Who over the age of 10 doesn't understand how it works? This isn't news, people.
-tips on becoming a model (For this to be the second suggestion suggests that America has too much of a fascination on how to use ones body for money, which sounds scarily close to prostitution. Honestly, people, go out and get a normal job. Besides, models don't get to eat anything, and that's a sad life.)
-tips on becoming a better singer (A promising endeavor. Develop your talents. However, this is similar to the 'model' problem. So many people in the upcoming generation feel that if they can just get into American Idol or the Voice or America's Got Talent, then all of their dreams will come true. What they don't realize is that fame doesn't last and that, in the scheme of things, it really isn't that important.)
-tips on becoming a better writer (This is what I was going to originally search for. I'm sad it was so far down the line, but glad it made the list at all. That means that many people are interesting in cultivating this particular talent. But am I biased?)
-tips on becoming a vegan (Meat is delicious. Don't bother. Enough said.)
So, that's a start! Perhaps I'll do another one of these in the future. Mine weren't as funny as John Green's. I'll work on that. I need to search for something that has funnier results...
GWLAE
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I searched "tips on bec......." and google supplied:
-tips on becoming pregnant (Is this the stone-age? Who over the age of 10 doesn't understand how it works? This isn't news, people.
-tips on becoming a model (For this to be the second suggestion suggests that America has too much of a fascination on how to use ones body for money, which sounds scarily close to prostitution. Honestly, people, go out and get a normal job. Besides, models don't get to eat anything, and that's a sad life.)
-tips on becoming a better singer (A promising endeavor. Develop your talents. However, this is similar to the 'model' problem. So many people in the upcoming generation feel that if they can just get into American Idol or the Voice or America's Got Talent, then all of their dreams will come true. What they don't realize is that fame doesn't last and that, in the scheme of things, it really isn't that important.)
-tips on becoming a better writer (This is what I was going to originally search for. I'm sad it was so far down the line, but glad it made the list at all. That means that many people are interesting in cultivating this particular talent. But am I biased?)
-tips on becoming a vegan (Meat is delicious. Don't bother. Enough said.)
So, that's a start! Perhaps I'll do another one of these in the future. Mine weren't as funny as John Green's. I'll work on that. I need to search for something that has funnier results...
GWLAE
Picture:
www.seomofo.com